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As the 2012 season approaches, our bar staff will begin posting more
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New Address
For
Employment Applications
For years we
have had
an employment application attached to this website for people wanting
to apply for work at the King Ko. To be honest, however, few
people are hired when their entire application is limited to the
information set forth on our application form. We find that successful
applicants inevitably submit more personal and detailed resumes
directly to our email address. Successful applications are
much more comprehensive and typically include previous employer
references, personal references from people we know, and attached
photos that depict the
applicant's personality and special skills. Cooks and chefs
often include pictures of their creations. Bartender and
servers often include pictures of themselves that show their unique
sense of style, humor or personality. These are the types of
submittal that provide us with the most insight into an applicant's
qualifications to join the King Ko staff. As always, our goal
is to hire the most interesting and accomplished staff in all of
Bristol Bay.
As the popularity of the King Ko has increased, the number of
employment applications we receive each year has continued to grow.
This year, we expect to receive more employment applications than. In
order to better handle these anticipated applications, we have
established a special mailbox dedicated exclusively to seasonal
employment applications. That address is: kingkojobs@gmail.com. We hope to hear from you
soon.
A
Visit By The Golden Bear
Last
fall, we were paid a surprise visit by the Golden Bear. He had diverted
his return flight from China to meet up with Barbara - his wife of 50
years - to partake in a little Bristol Bay drainage fly fishing. It was
a refreshing contrast to an otherwise scandal-ridden year in golf.
Jack, we hope the Tiger falls short in his quest - for decency sake.
New
Accolades For The Ko
Every
now and then, we take a stroll down the aisles of various Anchorage
bookstores to checkout what the travel books are saying about King
Salmon and Bristol Bay. This year we were pleased to find that the King
Ko's restaurant is now included in the Best Places Alaska (4th Edition)
travel book - the only restaurant in Naknek or King Salmon to receive
this recognition.
The
Lonely Planet Guide - Alaska 9th Edition describes the King Ko as
follows:
"Friendly,
comfortable and adjacent to the airport terminal. It offers 16 cabins
with private baths; eight of them also have kitchenettes. The King Ko
is also home to the liveliest bar in town."
Finally,
The Unofficial Guide To Adventure Travel In Alaska (2nd Edition) says
this about the King Ko:
"This
is the place to stay for those who enjoy socializing and meeting fun
people. The King Ko Inn features tidy duplexes nestled in the woods,
complete with small kitchenettes that are functional but not fancy. The
accompanying King Ko Bar is a great nightspot, although it does not
interfere with the peace and quiet of the duplexes. Our personal
choice."
While
we always do our best accurately describe our facility and operation to
potential guests without oversell, sometimes the words of independent
journalists say it best and without a taint of bias. While we have
never been introduced to any of these reviewers - they typically come
and depart unannounced - we thank them nonetheless for their kind
words.
Caught
Redhanded
Another
letter we recently received from a patron:
"Dear
Paul and Johnny:
The
Beer was great and I even would tried out the Jagermeister Ski
(amazing). I realized in the plane thatr I had forgotten to pay for the
last round. As you Paul look like somebody who might forgive but never
forget, I attach 15 Dollars for the Beers. All the best, Max, Lawrence
and Bueller."
Dear
Max et al
Thank
you for your honesty, but we really must return your payment. You see,
the heads on your freshly-poured draft beers had not yet wilted when
"Johnny" realized that you had left and snagged them, claiming credit
for buying me one and drinking down the remainder as if it were his
birthright. Please send us a current address and "Johnny" will
certainly reimburse you for your brewskis. What remains if there cannot
be honor among beer drinkers? Come back soon.
Questioning
Grace Slick's Roots
We
recently received an email from Chuck & Loretta Erdo from East
Stroudsburg, Pennsylania. In their email they reminisce about their
trip to King Salmon some three years ago:
"We
were up to visit with you back in 2007 and we had a great time. We
stayed over at [Brand X] and spent a few nights just sitting on one of
your stools listening to the best juke-box around. ... I have a
question about the "First public performance of 'White Rabbit' by
Naknek's own Grace Slick [reference on our History page]. This can't be
true ...... we also spent some time at the Red Dog up in Naknek and
never heard a thing about this one. Anyway, thanks again."
Needless
to say, it would be unwise for us to either confirm or deny your
assertion that the Grace Slick entry is the one entry that may be
partially fabricated on our history page. That would either narrow down
the options or, in a worst case, divulge the mystery contained in our
chronology. We would note, however, that the people of Naknek might
better remember Grace as Grace Wing - her maiden name before marrying
Jerry Slick in 1961. Before that time, Grace lived an amazing life,
working as an I. Magnin model in New York (her Mother was a descendent
from the Mayflower) and living on Bristol Bay with her father, a
Scandinavian fisherman.
Grace
penned "White Rabbit" in the late 50's or early 60's and performed the
song at the Skytel during that period. The first live performance of
the song in a large venue came some years later in California while
singing with Grace's first band - The Great Society. Once The Great
Society morphed into the Jefferson Airplane, Grace's career took off
and Naknek did not see much of their dear Gracie.
Thank
you for your email and kind words. We hope you'll come back to visit us
again.
King
Ko Is Location For New Romantic Adventure Series
Author
Monica McCabe is writing a new romantic adventure series about Alaska.
All six installments of this series are based upon the author's
experiences while working at the King Ko during the mid-eighties. These
installments are now available on the internet. They are entitled "King
Salmon, Alaska", "The
Flying Tigers", "Tundra,
Whales & Beavers, Oh My",
"King
Ko Vice", "Wild
Alaska" and "Last
Call At The King Ko Inn". All
may be found on the Music City Romance Writers website. This marks the
first time that the words "romantic" and "King Ko" have every appeared
together in the same sentence. While we cannot confirm (nor deny) the
accuracy of Ms. McCabe's stories - we do agree with her descriptions of
the unmatched beauty and excitement of Alaska. Her tales are all part
of the mystique of doing business for over 50 years in the Alaska bush.
We are honored that she chose to retell her experiences while working
at the King Ko - albeit 23 years after the fact. Unlike Las Vegas, what
happens at the King Ko does eventually get retold - but only in the
form of legend with names withheld to protect the . . . participants.
A
Call For All Beatles Photos
Many
visitors to our site refuse to believe that the Beatles actually
made their U.S. concert debut in King Salmon at the King Ko (then known
as the Skytel) on February 6, 1964 as stated on our History page. While
we have even attached a copy of the original concert poster for the
event, many visitors have demanded further proof. If anyone happens to
have a photo of the Beatles while they were visiting King Salmon in
1964, we would sure like to have a copy of the picture to post on our
website. Ideally, the picture will be of the group performing at the
Skytel (remember it was 1964 - the Skytel had not yet been remodeled
and renamed the King Ko), but even if it just places them in
Naknek/King Salmon we may get the naysayers to change their tune. Just
email us your pictures at alaska@kingko.com and we will get them
promptly posted. Your creativity will be appreciated. For your
reference, we have attached a picture of the Skytel,
circa 1950, and the Alaska
Peninsula Highway sign
in Naknek from back then. As you may recall, we took the Beatles on an
afternoon tour of Naknek shortly after they arrived in King Salmon and,
during that tour, they visited with Grace Slick at her home in Naknek.
The
Polo Pony Confession
It's
been about ten years since we first included a picture of a polo
competition on our Tour page. The picture is captioned "Polo on our
newly seeded field." This picture gained notoriety several years ago
when a guest from a nearby hotel dropped by to visit our polo
facilities and take in a match. She said that she was visiting from
Texas. A couple of years later, another lady - also from Texas -
dropped by for the same purpose.
Over
the years we have received numerous employment applications from
"cowhands" who hoped to take care of our polo ponies while working in
Alaska. These applicants were usually from either Montana or Wyoming.
Their inquiries were generally treated lightly by our staff - an inside
joke that not everyone gets. Then came a call from our insurance
company last spring. They were auditing our account and had begun
cross-checking our insurance application against our website. They
noted that our application had not disclosed that we were holding polo
matches on our grounds and that we had failed to disclose a horse barn
on our premises. They questioned whether they could continue to insure
us in light of our failure to disclose such significant risks. At that
point, we realized that our "little joke" could become a big problem.
We later learned that the story of our polo ponies had circulated at a
national insurance convention in NYC last summer. It seems that the
insurance auditor was rather embarassed by the experience.
FOR
THE RECORD (this is the confession part), the polo picture that appears
on our Tour page is meant to be a joke. King Salmon is located at the
north end of the Aleutian Islands - in tundra. It is great grazing land
for caribou and moose. Lichens and berries are plentiful. It is not
desirable land, however, for raising or maintaining polo ponies.
Indeed, the nearest polo pony to King Salmon is probably located
somewhere in British Columbia or south of there - more than 3,000 miles
away. Please do not plan your summer trip to Alaska around watching or
participating in a polo match at the King Ko Inn. You may be the only
spectator or participant, you may end up on the back of a caribou
instead of a polo pony, and you will be uninsured while doing it.
Having said all this, we expect to get at least three more "horse
handler" resumes for the coming season. We will post the resumes for
your enjoyment when they come in. We sincerely hope that this
confession does not undermine the trust that you previously placed in
the King Ko Inn. We feel better now.
Just
Call 866-234-DISH
For
the last 20 years or so, we have offered a toll-free reservations line
to our customers. Just dial 866-234-FISH (i.e. 866-234-3474) to speak
to us. Unfortunately, last summer the traffic on this line suddenly
became so heavy that many of our customers had trouble getting through.
During this abnormal rush, the bulk of the callers we spoke to had
southern accents and were looking to speak to a Dish Network
representative. It seems that some Atlanta-area marketing genius
produced several TV ads and designed a new paint scheme for all local
Dish Network trucks, encouraging people to call 866-234-DISH (i.e.
866-234-3474) - rather than 888-234-DISH - for information on or to
purchase Dish Network service. Our complaints to Dish Network initially
fell on deaf ears. Later, however, we finally got their attention by
offering the "Dish Network Escort Service" to every unsuspecting caller
rather than telling them that they had reached a wrong number. We now
understand that all of the incorrect TV ads have been pulled and all of
the Dish Network trucks have been repainted. It has been some time now
since we have had the opportunity to pitch our escort service to an
unsuspecting caller. Our toll-free number is again available to our
customers. We are sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused you.
Thanks
To Alice McPhee !
Alice
McPhee recently wrote to us from her home in Port Townsend, Washington,
and enclosed a picture of the Beatles performing at the King Ko (then
known as the Skytel) in February of 1964. She wrote:
"I
was hired back in the 60's by the BIA to evaluate educational
opportunities found in Native villages located on the Alaskan Aleutian
chain. We ran into foul weather just outside of Anchorage as I began my
first flight to the Aleutians. By the time we got to King Salmon, the
weather was bad and my trip was stalled for two days while we waited
for the weather to improve. There was nowhere to stay in King Salmon
other than the Skytel - a tar paper old building with a restaurant at
one end and a single room barracks at the other. Having previously
retired from the Snowhomish School District, these accommodations were
rather rustic for me to experience. I figured I would just cover up in
my bunk bed at night and hope that my "roommates" did not realize that
there was a woman sleeping in the same room. I left the Skytel that
first evening to walk around King Salmon and, when I returned, the
barracks had been turned upside down. The bunkbeds were all pushed to
one corner and a makeshift stage had been fashioned out of old pallets
in another corner. The local residents had gathered to watch four
strange kids from Liverpool perform on the makeshift stage. To my
amazement, these were the same four lads who would appear on the Ed
Sullivan Show a couple of days later. Little did I know that, while
visiting the Aleutians, I would be introduced to what soon would be the
hottest act in America. I remember that there was a barracks full of
[tipsy] patrons in the Skytel - the Skytel had no bar but the visitors
all appeared to be drinking something in paper cups - all demanding
that the band play requests such as 'Puff, The Magic Dragon' instead of
'that British s___.' Thirty-three years later, I look back at that
evening as probably the most memorable evening of my life. While I
recall taking 3 or 4 pictures that night, I have found only one to
prove that I was there. Please share this picture with those who doubt
your claim. Yes, Virginia, the Beatles did once perform on stage in
King Salmon. Warmest regards, Alice McPhee"
"Should
I Bring A Bathing Suit?"
Each
spring we receive calls from customers wondering whether they should
bring bathing suits for their stay at the King Ko. They note that they
saw a reference on our website that the pool is found at the rear of
the bar. That is true and we do recommend wearing bathing suits when
shooting pool at the rear of the bar. To some, the alternative is to
wear a Budweiser hat duct taped around your loin - an atire that the
local authorities frown upon.
Who
Is Visiting Our Website?
We
often wish that we had better knowledge of our website visitors. For
example, where are they from? Are they in Alaska, the lower 48, or in
Europe (where many of our hotel guests come from)? Well now, with the
aid of a magic little program, we can get that generic information.
Check out the following link for a map showing the last
1,000 surfers
who visited our site as of July 3rd of this year. We'll periodically
update the map to show how the distribution of visitors changes with
the seasons
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